A gallery of images from the Pirates of the Caribbean short film, Wedlocked.
"It's the happiest day in a girl's life."
"Each wench...certified virginal."
"It's advertising, is it then? Fine."
"Pony up for this one, you'll be scraping a barnacle from the hull for a week!"
"I...I am rich. I have goats."
"Wait! Lower your cannons!"
"No! Wait! Sold to the man with the goat!"
"No! Don't you see? This is all the doing of one man! Jack Sparrow!"
"And if any of ye ever speak a word of this...I'll have your tongue."
"Aye, sir. Mum's the word."