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Talking Skull

Main article: Talking Skull

Pirates of the Caribbean (ride)

Spoken by Talking Skull

"Psst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys...and there be plundering pirates lurking in every cove, waitin' to board. Sit closer together, and keep your ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys...dead men tell no tales! Ye come seekin' adventure and salty ol' pirates, eh? Sure ye come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight, with both hands if you please...there be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones waiting for them what don't obey."
―Talking Skull[src]

The Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Talking Skull

"Ye come seeking adventure and salty pirates, eh? Aye, you've come to the proper place. You seek the legend. You seek Captain Jack Sparrow. But heed this warning: only a true pirate be fit to sail with Captain Jack. And that methinks is a perilous voyage for even the bravest of seafarers."
―Talking Skull[src]
"Heartier souls than I thought ye'd be. Aye, you must be stouthearted, indeed, to enter this cursed place. Ah, but there be magic here too, mateys. Anything can happen, as...you...shall...see."
―Talking Skull[src]
"Now, let's see how you fare against the Flying Dutchman and her vile captain, Davy Jones!"
―Talking Skull[src]
"Now, let's see if you can resist a prettier face. Looks as though she has her sights set on you, mateys. Now, don't worry, you're perfectly safe as long as she doesn't start singing."
―Talking Skull[src]
"Mark well what ye saw here today, mateys. And always remember this as the day you've sailed with Captain Jack Sparrow!"
―Talking Skull[src]

Dialogue

"So, then, who among you thinks ye has what it takes to join Captain Jack's ruddy crew? Say 'aye!'"
"Aye!"
"Ha! Then prepare to be put to the test, and face the trials of a pirate's life. Proceed at your own risk. And mark well me words, mateys: dead men tell no tales.
"
―Talking Skull and guests[src]
"There's only one way to stop a skeleton crew. Who possesses the skeleton key? Say, 'Aye!'"
"Aye!"
"Ah, there ya be! That cursed chest holds great power,
if you know how to unlock it. Hold that key high in the sky! Splendid! Now, everybody repeat after me: 'Send those bones to Davy Jones!'"
"Send those bones to Davy Jones!
"
―Talking Skull and guests[src]
"So, if ye have what it takes to be a ruddy pirate, raise your fist in the air and let me hear you say 'Arr!'"
"Arr!"
"Arrrharharhar! That be what I'd like to hear! Now, muster up and stand at attention for Captain...Jack...Sparrow!
"
―Talking Skull and guests[src]
"Out of rum. Why? Why are we out of rum?"
"I wonder.
"
Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull[src]
"How did all of these people get in my cave?"
"That's your new crew, Captain."
"Why do I need a new crew in my cave?"
"For the battle, sir."
"Battle? What battle? [cannon fire] Ah, that battle!
"
Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull[src]
"Ahoy there, Captain Jack!"
"Ahoy back, strange, inexplicably talking skull in the sky."
"Your new recruits have served you well. Prove themselves in battle, they did."
"You have trained them well, my floating, curiously luminous friend.
"
―Talking Skull and Jack Sparrow[src]
"Well done, mates. I knew you had it in you. Now, come back in eight minutes and we'll do it all over again, eh?"
"All right, mateys. Time to taketh the Pirate's Oath. Captain Jack, would you do the honors?"
"It would be my honor to do the honors, which I will now do...now. Honorably. Raise your right hands, and I shall reciteth the Oath...th. Right, then. All who wants to be a pirate, say 'aye'! Perfect! Congratulations, you're all pirates. Welcome to me humble crew.
"
Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull[src]
"Prepare to make sail! Yo ho, yo ho—"
"Capital idea, Captain Jack! Come on, me hearties, join us in a round!"
"Don't mind if I do."
"Not
that kind of a round! Sing, everyone!"
"Yo, ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, drink up me hearties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, drink up me hearties yo ho!
"
Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull[src]

Miscellaneous

Disney Second Screen

"So, you come seeking adventure and excitement on stranger tides, eh?"
―Talking Skull about the Second Screen feature for On Stranger Tides[src] (trailer)

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