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Auctioneer

Main article: Auctioneer

Pirates of the Caribbean (ride)

Spoken by the Auctioneer

"Weigh anchor now, ya swabbies. What be I offered for this winsome wench? Stout 'arted and corn fed she be..."
―Auctioneer[src]
"Shift yer cargo, dearie, show 'em your larboard side."
―Auctioneer[src]

Dialogue

"Weigh anchor now, ya swabbies. What be I offered for this winsome wench? Stout 'arted and corn fed she be..."
"Hey, are you selling her by the pound?"
"Shift yer cargo, dearie, show 'em your larboard side.
"
―Auctioneer and a drunk pirate[src]
"And now, ya bilge rats, do I hear six? Who makes it six?"
"Six it be. Six bottles of rum!"
"I'm not spongin' for rum. It be gold I'm after!
"
―Auctioneer and a drunk pirate[src]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked

Spoken by the Auctioneer

"No! Don't you see? This is all the doing of one man! Jack Sparrow!"
―Auctioneer[src]
"Be not deterred, gentlemen. I have a fresh consignment of fine Peruvian llamas due in a fortnight."
―Auctioneer[src]

Dialogue

"My lords! Lads, chaps, masters, esquires and gentlemen of fortune! I present to you such loveliness as to make you weep. [men chuckling] Such grace as will strike you sober! Each wench...certified virginal. Pure as snowflakes they are. Least-wise in spirit, if not flesh."
"How dare you!"
"Where is Jack?"
"Yeah!
"
―Auctioneer, Giselle and Scarlett[src]
"Five! I bid five!"
"I'm not...Five? Five?"
"I say that. Five. I have five.
"
Jerome, Giselle and the Auctioneer[src]
"Wildcats! I bid 200 for the pair!"
"Two-twenty-five!"
"Offering them as a lot!
"
―The Marquis D'avis, a pirate and the Auctioneer[src]
"We bid 400!"
"We?"
"We formed a corporation.
"
Atencio and the Auctioneer[src]
"We're rich."
"We have goats."
[Scarlett and Giselle laugh before being shackled by the Auctioneer]
"I...I am rich. I have goats. I regret to inform you that, as facilitator of this transaction, I take in form of commission a fair percentage.
"
Giselle, Scarlett and the Auctioneer[src]
"As owner of the property disposed, in fact I can."
"No one owns me."
"We're not property."
"Are they for sale or not?
"
―Auctioneer, Scarlett, Giselle, and the Marquis D'avis[src]
"Wait! Lower your cannons! I traded for them fair and square, meaning I can do as I like, including resell at profit. It says so right over here in the hallowed pirate Code!"
"Aye, the Code be the law as always. And woe to anyone who shows it any disrespect.
"
―Auctioneer and Mungard[src]
"No! Wait! Sold to the man with the goat!"
"I only borrowed the goat!
"
―Auctioneer and Nigel[src]

Miscellaneous

Pirates of the Caribbean (ride)

"And now, you bilge rats, do I hear six?"
"Aye, six it be. Six bottles of rum!"
"I'm not spongin' for rum. It be gold I'm after! Strike your colours ya brazen wench, no need to expose your superstructure.
"
―Auctioneer and a drunk pirate[src] (original screenplay)

Tales of the Code: Wedlocked

"I traded for you fair and square -- Two willing brides, four limbs intact and possessed of all their faculties, in exchange for a hat traded to -- a certain unnamed captain."
"A hat? He gave me up for a hat?"
"It was a very nice hat.
"
―Auctioneer and Giselle[src] (screenplay draft)

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