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- "Ah, shiver me soul. It's dead wore out I be. A mite too fast these light-footed wenches be for the likes of an old schwegbellied pirate such as I. Now where be that fascinating little old treasure, eh? Heave-to mateys! Say, have you set your eyes on the bewitched maiden in your travels? Oh she be a lively lassie she were. Oh I tell you true. It's alright to hoist me colours on the likes of that shy little wench! Favor, keep a weathered eye open, mateys. I be willing to share I be!"
- ―Pooped Pirate
This man was a pirate who operated in the Caribbean during the 18th century.
Biography[]
- "Now where be that fascinatin' little old treasure, aye?... A might too fast, these light footed wenches, for the like o' a swagbellied pirate such as I."
- ―Pooped Pirate
Nothing is known about this pirate's early life. One day, he joined the pirate crew of the Wicked Wench. He participated in the Pirate Captain's raid on the Spanish island of Isla Tesoro. The pirates successfully invaded the island and captured the main settlement, Puerto Dorado.
After the battle, the pirate attempted to catch a young woman, whose petticoat he apparently managed to get a hold of. This young woman managed to escape him by concealing herself in a barrel. This pirate used numerous sexual innuendos, suggesting his intent. He uttered suggestive dialogue, including "It's sore I be to hoist me colors upon the likes of that shy little wench" and "I be willing to share, I be."[3]
Behind the Scenes[]
- "This map says X marks the spot, but I be seein' no X's afore me."
- ―Pooped Pirate
- The Pooped Pirate scene at the Magic Kingdom ride was changed in 1994; instead of holding woman's clothing, the pirate now held a treasure map in one hand and a magnifying glass in another, saying "This map says X marks the spot, but I be seein' no X's afore me".[4] During the Disneyland ride version's 1997 rework, its Pooped Pirate was recast as the Gluttonous Pirate, a rogue in search of food. His dialogue included lines such as "Me belly be feeling like galleon with a load of treasure," and "I be looking for a fine pork loin, I be." The woman hiding in the barrel was replaced by a cat.
- In the 2006 Disneyland and Magic Kingdom ride revamps, the 2007 Tokyo Disneyland revamp, and the 2017 Disneyland Paris revamp, the Pooped Pirate was spied on by Captain Jack Sparrow while reading a map.
- In 2006, the toy figure of the Pooped Pirate was released under the name "Buccaneer".
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Appearances[]
- Walt Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean (First appearance)
- Sea of Thieves: A Pirate's Life (Non-canonical appearance)